Microsoft will be working weekends...
Microsoft will be working weekends, reworking their code so that it will still take at least 20s to open any Office file.
Office 2013: <click>... Okay, what are you doing? Yes, nice scrolling dots. Hello? What are you doing? Open the file! It's a 12KB Excel file. Open. The. F-in. File. Still scrolling dots? Why? It must be billions and billions of instructions by now... Uh, look! It's nearly open, almost.. Come on baby, you can do it. Come on, uh! YAY!!! Nice... Ah, there it is. "15.3", thank you. Close. ...Oh, what was the other number? Damn...
Where's Henry VIII when we need him?
Biting the hand that feeds IT
