Re: TOS beats down TNG
>Data: I can't sir.. I...i've been penetrated by Kirk and only Spock can save me.
Ties in nicely with the reg story on love robots:
https://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2017/03/14/reg_love_robot_lecture/
Hmm now there is a thought, can you catch the clap from a robot. Your knob/map of Tassie has been encrypted.......