Re: Never mind the axe...
I've got a grandmother who can knit and drop a stitch at the required time. I hope that will help.
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Tony Blair tells Russian infosec conference that cross-border infosec policies need more gov intervention
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Pandemic proves just the tonic for PC sales as shipments shoot upwards
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