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Google to Chrome-plate our shops with creepy mood-sensing AI signs

Christoph

Put your entire operation on our cloud.

Oops - we made a slight configuration error, our cloud (and your company) will be down for a couple of days.

Someone hacked our system. All your company's data, client records, user data such as credit cards, emails and addresses, full personnel records, and a whole lot more is out on the public net for anyone to download.

We have updated our systems to fix a security bug - you must update all your devices throughout your company or they will stop working. You have one week - that's plenty of time.

We've decided to cancel this service, it wasn't making us enough money.

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