Reply to post: Marketing tele-script

IBM UK: Oh, remote workers. We want to be colocated with you again

kmac499

Marketing tele-script

IBM :- Hello this is IBM can we interest you in a managed cloud based teleworker solution?

Cust :- Ooh that's interesting we've thought of right sizing our office and improving work life\balance

IBM :- Too true, it can save you money and help retain experienced staff with families by reducing long commutes.

Cust :- Sounds good tell me more

IBM :- All your IP can be centralized, secured and accesible to all under control with automatic backups.

Cut :- Great we had a flood from the upstairs office last year; nearly killed our servers

IBM :- It will also allow for a 24/7 presence for colleagues\customers in other time zones

Cust :- Wonderful we have expansion plans. You must really find it a great way to work

IBM :- We don't use it

Cust :- Brrrrrrrr.... Click

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