Re: If it's paid...
...it's work.
It's not you know. Our ex-PM Tony Abbot (aka The Mad Monk) became distraught when he though that if sex was work, then it would be a sin to indulge on the Sabbath. So he asked his priest: "Is sex work?"
The priest gave the matter some thought and eventually confessed that he didn't know. "Why not ask my Anglican counterpart next door?"
So Tony went to the Anglican church and made his request there. "Is sex work?" he asked wistfully. The Anglican priest gave the matter some thought and eventually he too confessed that he didn't know. "Why don't you go to the synagogue and ask the rabbi; he'll know for sure.
So Tony wended his way to the synagogue and asked the rabbi: "Is sex work?"
The rabbi stroked his beard and thought for about two or three seconds. Then he said: "If sex was work my wife would have the servant do it for her."
Biting the hand that feeds IT
