Dido's First Job Interview
"So, tell me more about the last place you worked in."
"I worked for TalkTalk over seeing the company and the progress it made."
"TalkTalk you say? Oh, oh! Wasn't that the company that got hacked?"
"Erm, yes it was but.."
"And wasn't it the company that said there was no problems with the security of their routers even though there was?"
"Well, yes that was said but.."
"I see, so tell me again why you want this job?"
".... because I need the money and no one likes me at home."
"Well, in that case I'm happy to say - welcome to wonderful world of being a UKPC Parking Attendant. Welcome aboard!"