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HP Inc recalls 101,000 laptop batteries before they halt and catch fire

FozzyBear
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Missed marketing opportunity

HP Laptops

"Keep your employees chained to the desk with our new range of laptops with integrated cook tops. Your employees can now work and cook their morning breakfast or keep their lunch warm Even less excuses from being away from their desks.

* Fire extinguishers sold separately

I'm sure tops execs would view this as a great idea.

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