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Elementary, my dear IBM: When will Watson make money?

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>Here's the acid test: If Watson is so fucking clever, why haven't IBM used it to chart a strategy of profitable growth?

IBM exec: "Watson, how do we turn around a decade of decline?"

beep beep boop boop whirr whirrr ding.

Watson: "Get rid of the CEO and her Wall Street cronies"

(silence)

IBM exec: "I think he means we need to move more resources to developing countries"

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