Reply to post: Give all this new Telemetry in Windows 10 coming in Creators Edition...

Now that's a Blue Screen of Death: Windows 10 told me to jump off a cliff

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Give all this new Telemetry in Windows 10 coming in Creators Edition...

If I ponder on this Start Screen long enough, at least Windows Hello will be able see this from the Microsoft Telemetry, then compare my miserable face, to all the Smiley Happy Faces logging into Windows, and alert the Authorities.

Er...hold on...wait...that might not work.

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