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No more will I tailor Swift: Code lang project lead leaving Apple

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Re: Oh good

Well, the next-but-one version of Swift will deprecate conditional operators (you know, to show "courage"); the version after that will remove loop constructions ("a brave, trend-setting move to show market leadership") and the version after that will have only no instructions, only allowing your code to contain comments.

But they'll be beautifully formatted comments, with a choice of the finest fonts available and the ability to mix formats and colour schemes (from a pre-chosen, tasteful palette) within your code.

And people will rave about how quickly the code runs, and how gorgeous it looks. So courageous!

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