No friends
For those of you with no friends, then not buying one is an option. But say you visit a friend who has one...
Friend: You're a bit quiet tonight, are you ok?
You: Well, you see, you have that new surveillance device, ALEXA, who is recording everything I say.
ALEXA: Thank you for your query. Everything you say is being recorded by, but not limited to, the following parties: Amazon, Google, Microsoft, The NSA, The Food Standards Agency, The Department of Health, The Ministy of Fisheries, your local council, your spouse, that nosey cow over the road who works for the Department of Work and Pensions. Would you like the full list of 824 entries?
You: ?!?!
Biting the hand that feeds IT
