"The good news being that as soon as we voted leave the doom prophecy was proven wrong and people suddenly came asking for trade deals as soon as we are out. Including China if I remember right"
I'm sure China is interested in a deal. Come on down China! And they will. In the same way the Assyrian came down (like the wolf on the fold). Or opening up trading, like Temüjin wanted to set up a "distribution centre" on the Black Sea.