Re: What would be really funny ...
"Me too, and I'm a pure-blooded Scot who doesn't even speak Russian."
Because the POTUS is endowed with the power to declare war, raise taxes and make it rain upon your favorite parade, right?
WWIII would require *Congress* to declare war, not a POTUS.
But then, we have a President Elect who stated flatly that having unused nuclear weapons makes little sense to him, so enjoy the fireworks display when someone irritates him.
That should take all of thirty seconds.