Sorry. I'm not available due to a prior engagement
My soon-to-be "president of the divided states of umerika" has stated he would like to be hacked so we can recover any emails or other post-worthy data sets. So, I am currently unavailable starting 1/20/17 through 1/20/21 due to the needs of our grape nation and shit. It is open fucking season over here. Hang onto your fucking hats, muggles.