Re: ha!
"Perhaps we could call them "goodwill ambassadors"
Isn't that what Trump wanted Farage for?
Come to think of it if you are looking for a name for something that falls from the sky and causes widespread damage while protecting the UK from foreign invaders then "Farage" might be about right.
It would at least present some decent challenges for the newsreader who had to report on Farage barrage carnage of a marriage carriage.