Enforcement
Dear British Board of Website Censorship,
I have viewed the website below which purports to be about ancient monuments in the Far East. In fact the so-called ancient monuments are often barely disguised giant stone penises. I demand you block this site from impressionable persons forthwith.
Your sincerely
Mrs Trellis (retired)
PS. I am greatly disappointed that you have failed to respond to my previous 83,692 requests this month alone. I shall be notifying Ms Miller of your indolence and you may expect a damn good spanking.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
