Reminds me of a joke ;->
A guy is flying from London to New York and half way across is desperate for the lav but their a queue for the blokes, so he begs the stewardess to all him to the use the ladies, she says yes but say that you must not push the buttons!
he goes in and does his business and being a geek cant resist the temptation of the forbidden buttons.
the first marked wash gives a rather surprising squirt of warm water, the second marked dry turns on a blast of warm air, finally the the button marked A.T.R. at this his world folds into a a black hole of agony in his crotch and mercifully he faints.
On awakening he feels groggy and can hear the beeping of hospital equipment looking around he confirms his place in a bed which has the stewardess from the plane sat next to it, looking rather miffed she says : you just couldn't leave the buttons alone could you, the final button was the Automatic Tampon Remover! your willy is under the pillow.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
