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Office Depot halts PC Health Checks amid bogus infection claims

onceuponatime

Re: Oh really?

This reminds me of a commercial I saw Sunday on my once a month TV watching time. (I hate TV in general so nuf said.)

"Wells Fargo is making changes to make things right" (Damn we got caught, hey Vinney we need another avenue)

"Fully refunding those impacted." (If we don't pretend to do something we'll get a fine and lose our bonus.)

"Proactive account notifications." (So if we tell the truth now we can lie later, good plan Vinney)

"Eliminate product sales goals." (Need to find a new excuse to fire employees.)

"We're renewing our commitment to you." (We are too big to fail so we'll make the little ones feel safe from all this happy talk.)

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