My Favorite
It's pushing midnight Friday the cue is flat we're on a downward roll. Call. Computer is 'busted'. Eventually we learn issue is no internet access. What shows on her screen? Nothing.
There is a cpu containing box but no lights are on.
Yes it is plugged in.
No no one else has a working computer.
Is the printer working I ask in desperation. No.
WHAT DOES WORK that is electrical? Nothing.
ARE THE LIGHTS ON? NO
User is in a big fancy high tech law firm in the Transamerica Tower. Power to the whole city of San Francisco has been off for an hour.
I asked her why she called us? "cause the only thing working was the phone'.
ARGH......
Biting the hand that feeds IT
