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'Every step your anti-theft tracker takes – I'll be watching you'

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

I'm still holding auditions to fill the position of 'official stalker' - no luck so far, just a couple of plane spotters in their midlife-crisis "looking for something different", but none of them seemed to be up to the task.

As to my wallet: I use a chain. You will have to pry it out of my cold, dead hands.

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