Microsoft AI
I just don't see the market. Who really needs an Autistic AI with Tourettes and an IQ of 14?
My estimation of the AI Microsoft might produce is based on my recent experiences with Windows 10.
Microsoft hogs limelight at virtual Docker event as friends with benefits get even cosier
Black horse down: UK banking giant Lloyds suffers an online wobble
Microsoft and VMware end ancient grudge with new VM privilege workaround
Western Digital shingled out in lawsuit for allegedly sneaking RAID-unfriendly tech into drives for RAID arrays
AppGet 'really helped us,' Microsoft says, but offers no apology to dev for killing open-source package manager
After all the excitement of Windows 10 2004, Insider builds go back to square one
Bite me? It's 'byte', and that acronym is Binary Interface Transfer Code Handler
80-characters-per-line limits should be terminal, says Linux kernel chief Linus Torvalds
Get rich quick! Work from home! Earn $100,000 easy – just find a critical flaw in Apple's sign-in system
REvil ransomware gang publishes 'Elexon staff's passports' after UK electrical middleman shrugs off attack
UK.gov dangles £400k over makers of IoT Things: Go on, let's see how you'd make a security cert scheme
The inevitable coronavirus-inspired cyber-attacks are stepping up. Are you ready?
Unlucky for some, GitLab 13.0 is DevSecOps in a box, but will it play nicely with others?
Guess who’s laughing most of the way to the Splunk, despite revenue miss and nervous customers?
Meet ScrAPIr, MIT's Swiss army-knife for non-coders to shake data out of APIs (It's useful for pro devs, too)
Watch on-demand, online here: Secure development during digital transformation
Privacy activists prep legal challenge against UK plan to keep coronavirus contact-tracing data for two decades
Not the Wright stuff: Bitcoin 'inventor' loses bid to sue YouTuber who called him a liar
Home Office waves a cool £1bn to outsource handling of British visa, citizenship applications
Singapore to accelerate digitalisation of COVID-kicked economy
As anti-brutality protests fill streets of American cities, netizens cram police app with K-Pop, airwaves with NWA
Publishers sue to shut down books-for-all Internet Archive for 'willful digital piracy on an industrial scale'
Another attempt at a Big Brand Killer: Oppo daddy BBK hits global smartphone market with Vivo X50 series
Nice wallpaper you've got there. It would be a shame if it bricked your phone
Beware, space Chuck Norris inside: Wacky flight rules for Chris Cassidy's first mission unearthed as Navy SEAL greets Dragon crew
SpaceX Crew Dragon docks at International Space Station
They've only gone and bloody done it! NASA, SpaceX send two fellas off to the International Space Station
Watch SpaceX's Starship SN4 prototype accidentally self-destruct in a rocket test burn
Blight the power: Jamming attack cripples wireless signals using clever reflective technology
Thought GPT-2 was powerful? OpenAI teases GPT-3. Meanwhile, Microsoft dumps human journos for robots
HP's hoping it'll be second time lucky with launch of Reverb G2 nerd goggles
AR flop Magic Leap's 'pivot' spins CEO right off his throne
Building society caught in middle of high street sharing a little too much on TeamViewer
Guess who came thiiis close to signing off a €102k annual budget? Austria. Someone omitted 'figures in millions'
VirtuaVerse: Cyberpunk point-and-click throwback with ace chiptune soundtrack put out by... a metal record label?
Surprise! That £339 world's first 'anti-5G' protection device is just a £5 USB drive with a nice sticker on it
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