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Re: I Love Cats, they taste like chicken

Indeed, clearly off the medication. As any fule kno cats taste like rabbit (true!). And rabbit, like everything else except cats and chicken, taste like chicken. You can make hats, shoes and whatever out of them. My codpiece is made of a cat white paper bag.

Have to leave, the doctor ordered me back inside.

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