Re: Stupid questions...
@hplasm
That's close to the real point/question: what if you say: "I don't have one"?
By that I mean: how will they decide whether you are being honest or deliberately trying to hide your accounts from them? Will you 'qualify' for extra scrutiny if you say you don't have any SM accounts?
Another question is raised, which is: will they leave a bunch of blank space for free-text or list specific services (e.g. Facebook & Twitter)? If free-form, what if you have dozens and can't remember them all?
I wonder how the citizens of living in the 'home of the brave' feel about how cowardly and paranoid their leaders are.