Can you imagine the cops faces if he walked into the Embassy carrying a Harods bag and dressed in a suit, turns around and waves to them as the door shuts?
With his approach to hygiene it would only take posting a cop downwind to pick up that he's trying to leave (which also makes any disguise pointless). I'm also not sure the guards at Harrods would even allow someone so hygienically challenged to enter, also since he's also somewhat short of money - the last I heard, he owes quite a few people money including a certain Manning..
Biting the hand that feeds IT
