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Re: A spokesman said:

Was there really only one thing they didn't want to happen? That's comforting.

Customer: Your sales staff have turned into flesh-eating zombies.

O2: That's fine.

Customer: Your mobile signal reprogrammed my DNA and now I'm a Salamander-like being and Lt Tom Paris is getting amorous.

O2: That's fine, Captain Janeway.

Customer: I got a virus off your freebie pen.

O2: "This is the one thing we didn't want to happen."