Re: Funniest would be
"This is Putin, please give Guccifer access to hacking tools."
"B...but.. Sir! Can he be responsibly trusted with those?" (Begins to sweat profusely)
"Do it! It is our last chance" (Gendo Pose)
"A.. as you wish!" (Puts down the vertushka with a trembling hand and tries to regain composure.)
(And so Armageddon begins)