Re: Nahh, the old Star Trek was for nerds...
"Next episode the Enterprise will hunt Pokemons...
...On space station K7. The Pokemon are being sold by Cyrano Jo-Smith, played by Penn Jillette, who accidentally uses them to uncover a sinister Klingon plot to poison the station's supply of... um... space barley.
There will be a fifty minute long brawl between Scotty and the entire Klingon crew, briefly framed by a few minutes of story.
And the best part is that it will be completely and totally original, just like all of the new Star Trek films.