I retract the above. While the El Reg staff are -to a man- tarts; the above comment was reminiscent of a "she asked for it" sort of train of thought that not only isn't true; but also opens a door for all sorts of fucked-uppery. So I apologise for that. El Reg staff are still tarts though.
Also I have no icons (probably one of my blocky things), so joke icon isn't there.