DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?
Not to mention the countries where English is a hugely widespread second language, like The Netherlands. Most of them speak better English than my neighbour (who although being a native of these islands, doesn't seem to have language capacity far removed from Ugg the caveman).
Some Dutch I know even dream in English they use it so much. This despite living and working in NL with their countrymen.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
