Bah!
Good old Mitch, the only person in the game who read and memorized the rulebook, at least the "slow things to a crawl" bits of it.
The Do Nothing Senate. The Do Nothing Congress. Two chapters in a future history book. Short chapters, to be sure. So at least these lazy f*ckers will be doing something in the fight against global warming whether they believe in it or not.
Two years in and they get Tax-Payer Funded Healt Care For Life. Not a bad little con when you think about it.