It's called SPIN
Yes, we were shown to be ignorant wankers who couldn't plan properly BUT
We figured out the above fact after the system crashed
The next time we screw up like this, we will probably be able to figure it out even faster THEREFORE
We're wank-wizards, er, I mean wizards at IT service delivery THEREFORE
You should all have confidence in your government to do a truly wizard job of delivering IT services to the public.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
