Good morning campers
Bing, bing, bong
"Due to the disgusting smells coming from the toilets, in a morning, we are closing the kebab shop until further notice"
Bing, bing, bong
"I would like to remind you all, that just because you are camping, it does not give you the right to go without washing or brushing your teeth"
Bing, bing, bong
"Our first aiders are refusing to assist anyone not wearing deodorant"
Bong.....Bong......Bong....
"Here at ITN, we have just received word of a riot in a Welsh campsite....
Biting the hand that feeds IT
