Reply to post: Looking for a job!

The Microsoft-LinkedIn hookup will be the END of DAYS, I tell you

A Ghost
Pint

Looking for a job!

Will work for bespoke fitted piss-bottle and all the Snickers I can catch with my net when the buzzer goes and Trevor throws them over the cubicle screen.

"Back to work you lazy bastards, I've just got the Telemetry in from Cortana and you don't need 3 minutes to eat a fucking chocolate bar. There's a drone in cubicle 23 that can unwrap it and 'tap' it in 1 minute 30. Oh, and clean out your own piss-bottle at the end of your shift or YOU'RE FIRED!"

Trevor's just exploring the possibilities here, which I think, is a good thing. But maybe not so much for his future employees.

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