It's SO simple
Millennials are basically retarded narcissists right?
Make a platform that gives the illusion of interaction, but is really just 100% bots. The bots pour praise on every post saying everything is wonderful, and that the user is a special snowflake, even if what they post is complete drivel. The bots can occasionally emit a pop-culture reference.
Then have the bots post the occasional sponsored product recommendation, and also increase the tweet size to about 500 characters.
Done and done.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
