Re: Missed one
6. Dump the Plump.
From the piccies of the UK concerts he is part the way there.
On the other hand if he chooses to continue to be gravitationally challenged, then he should make sure the Highway to Hell is a Dual Carriageway to avoid holding up the progress of the less massive of us to Hades.
I like to get to the concert early to get a good seat!
Biting the hand that feeds IT
