Re: Quit inventing the past, please. Like targeted advertising.
"... they would understand if they just looked at actual people instead of applying their preconceived ideas to a big bunch of dead data."
No, no, no! Don't give them ideas! Letting them remain in their own parallel universes inside their minds is the only hope we normal, actual people still have! As soon as they really understand us, we are well and truly fucked.
Oh, and 'thin clients'? That's just a fancy way of saying 'terminal'.