Reply to post: Re: WTF?

Salesforce slaps UK Enterprise customers with 40% price hike

Camilla Smythe

Re: WTF?

"Service Cloud Lightning empowers your agents to make your customers love you."

"Hi Customer. Meet Mr Cloud Lightning Tazer. Do you love us?"

"Ow! Bastard!"

"Hi Customer. Meet Mr Cloud Lightning Tazer. Do you love us?"

"Ow! Bastard!"

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"Hi Customer. Meet...."

"Yes! Yes! I love you. Sell me something. Anything. Just sell me something now!"

"Wanna buy some more socks?"

Oh I do like the smell of Customer Rehabilitation Management in the morning.

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