Re: Soothing
Trump wouldn't say 'turn right'. He'd say "Go! Go! You'll be amazed, you won't believe how good it is when you're going. You'll go so great you'll be bored with going."
And if you ask him which way, he'll say "I told you already, go now!"
It'd be like taking directions from my 4-year-old, just with a slightly wider vocabulary.