Reply to post: Crony Capital Fat Cats Are Spoiled Too

Help! We're being crushed, cry billionaire cable giants

Howard Hanek
Childcatcher

Crony Capital Fat Cats Are Spoiled Too

What's the use of having a Monopoly when no one wants your product anymore? They want their users attached to them like they're attached to the government by giant blood sucking tentacles.

By the way, I have an idea for a new hit reality show. Kim Kardasian undergoing liposuction for a month.

Interest will guarantee to fade or your money back.

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