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French duck-crushing device sells for €40k

Anonymous Coward
Anonymous Coward

40k???

Ill stick to blending hamsters in my nutri-bullet thankyouverymuch.

Hamsters are less trouble than ducks. Id imagine they flap like a bastard when you try and get them in that there contraption. Chasing them down must be knackering as well. Also I hate pulling feathers out my teeth...theres no such problem with hamsters...just run it through a tea strainer, crack in a couple of raw eggs and you have yourself a breakfast treat that helps you lift weights while you code.

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