Reply to post: Ahh the French

French duck-crushing device sells for €40k

Gordon 10
Mushroom

Ahh the French

Finding new ways to kill and torture animals since 1789.

Rumour has it they invited the Guillotine for food preparation but rejected it as too humane.

Only food shortages stopped Mary Anne Toinette being stuffed with Corn until she exploded.

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