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DARPA wants god-mode attribution platform to pin and predict crime

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Our mainframe has determined you have an 87% chance of committing theft in the second degree within the next forty-eight hours. This crime carries a sentence of two years in jail. Therefore, you shall receive 87% of that sentence or twenty-one months in jail.

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