It's late, I'm bored, sooo...
And now, The Script Kiddy Chorus:
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
Flash a-ah
Backdoor of the Internet
Flash a-ah
We'll pwn everyone of you!
(Seemingly there is no reason for these extraordinary software flaws)
(Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha)
(What's up with Flash?)
(Only Edward Snowden, formerly at NSA, has provided any explanation)
Flash a-ah
It's a bloody train wreck
(This morning's unprecedented Internet attack is no cause for alarm)
Flash a-ah
Fixing it is impossible
and for every one of you
a flaw that'll let us through
to each and every one of you
Every man, every woman
Every child, on a browser
(Holy Crap, more flaws are opening.)
(What do you mean more flaws are opening? Close firewall! All admins! Patch this mess at once!)
Flash a-ah
(Backdoor installed!)
Flash a-ah
We'll pwn every one of you
Just a flaw
In your system
You know it's
Nothing but an app
But it will ever fail
No one can keep us out
Til you delete this mighty fail
...Oh..Oh........Oh..Oh....
(Flash, Flash, who needs you, now I have other ways to view online video!)
Flash
Biting the hand that feeds IT
