Wow - is their recipe THAT secret?
I know that the likes of KFC seem to make much noise about their secret recipes, but I never knew they were secret on a level that threatened national security.
God help us if terrorists ever get hold of it!
(yes, that's bad sarcasm. The addition of color and sound to movies should have been a hint to those irresponsible idiots that the era of Keystone Cops is well and truly over)