Re: I'm offering free internet!
Doesn't your pub to "free"[*] WiFi? Cheap barstewards!
[*] It's rarely actually free. Most want you to sign in first. Then scrape all your data if it's an outsourced provider (looking at you Arquiva) and some even have the nerve to limit you to 30 minutes (again, looking at you Arquiva!)
We keep hearing about "free" WiFi and how people should be able to wander down the street "hopping" from one WiFi signal to another with nary a break in what they are doing. Where does that work? here in the UK they almost all require you to log in every 100 yds down the road. Maybe the ASA could look into these claims too :-)