Prince wasn't the messiah
But he was, suggested someone who's name I've forgotten, like a cross between the Beatles and James Brown.
Should also have added "crossed with multi-instrumentalist and production wizard Todd Rundgren".
And if I knew the names of any famous stageshow people (Cirque du Soleil?) I'd add them too.
If you want to complain about non-entitities, the Daily Mail Sidebar of Shame is over there somewhere.