NHS Digital
pass me the sick bucket.
I cant wait until I am seen by my Digital GP,
my dentist shoves his Digitals in my mouth
and I need an Orthopaedic surgeon to fix my own Digitals after too much angry keyboard pounding.
In other news the Government denies the new NHS Digital CEO has any experience in monetising data being a former banking consultant.
"What? OMG look at that Big Red Bus!" replied Jeremy Hunt when asked to comment.