Re: Do these people never get laid?
"All the time. They just don't want anyone else to. It's called puritanism - be pure because I tell you to, but don't check on me when I'm alone."
I'll actually have to disagree, here. My personnal theory is, they never have any sort of sex, for whatever reason, like, being a moron, being hugely unattractive, having any medical condition, etc ...
As a perverse consequence, they don't want anyone else to have fun.
Like, you know, people having a crap car growing jealous over their neighbor's latest sport car ...
Biting the hand that feeds IT
