Beard? Check.
Misogyny? Hmmm. Ask the wife. Here, let me unchain her for you.
...Sorry, couldn't help myself. I'm in the "too lazy to shave" and "sensitive skin" camps. Which is ironic since these days I sport a goatee, which requires constant maintenance.
Then again, you can't draw a curve from one point. Maybe I'm a statistical outlier, like the other dozen or so men in this forum making the same claims.
Or maybe I'm just lying or fooling myself and I really do hate women. I could claim not to be racist either, and which of you would know?
So I haven't proven anything by posting here. Never mind. Back to work for me!